Prussia x Reader (Pick Up Lines)

You turned around, staring at the supposed Prussian, who was currently laughing that weird, snake-like laugh of his.

"...Yes?"

He grinned, and bent closer to you.

"Do you want to see mein awesome six-pack?"

Sighing, you walked away.

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Later on that day, you 'fatefully' encountered the albino again.

"Hey, (Name)~!"

You looked at him again.

"You can't spell 'awesome' without 'me'!" He grinned cheekily, making you wonder if he spent much time with Alfred. That smile always worked on Arthur; although it wouldn't do the same on you.

"Although you can spell 'stupid' with 'u'."

And you walked away.

____________________Le time skip

"Pretty is you,

You are mine.

So this year,

Be my Valentine!"

That was said to you on Valentine's day.

You gave him a poem back, on White Day, which Kiku suggested you all do.

"You are not dumb,

I am not yours,

Unlike your brain made of goo."

_________________________Le time skip

"Hey, (Name)!"

You turned to see him currently trying to balance something on his shoulders. It was yellow, and looked like it was cotton, or something as soft and shit like that. (XD Tsundere Romano language!)

He ran up to you, panting.

"Look! Isn't he awesome? His name is Gilbird!"

You looked at the yellow bird, which was currently cheeping.

You petted it slowly, a small smile creeping onto your lips. Gilbert watched as Gilbird hopped onto your shoulders, lightly pecking you. You giggled. Gilbert smiled.

"Hey, (Name)?"

Looking up, you saw a smile on his face, and just as you were about to comment on how weird he looked, he cut in.

"Gilbird isn't the only chick I love."

You smacked him in the face, using the skills Elizaveta taught you, except without a frying pan.

_________________Le time skip

"Hey (Name)?"

You glared at the albino in front of you. You had just taken a test, and you were still stressed, and you were not in the mood for his antics.

"What!" You growled, then feeling immediately sorry after that.

"Will you go with me to prom?"

Behind him, Gilbird cheeped. You sighed. You would agree, only because the Prussian would keep annoying you.

Oh well.

_________________La epic time skip brought to you by the awesome Gilbird and the not-as-awesome Pierre____________________________

"Hey (Name)?"

You stared at the person next to you, who was currently feeding Gilbird sunflower seeds.

"What are you doing?"

You stared at him, letting a small smile grace your features.

"I'm remembering all the times you tried to ask me out."

Gilbert had a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Oh well. At least you're mine."

"But next time, think of better pick-up lines."

There was a look of horror on Gilbert's face.

"Next time!?"